Compiled off the Internet by Jeff Blackmon, Publisher of the Castro County News
Date Excuses
Here are some more date excuses, continued from last week.
106. I have to make an air sandwich
107. I have to hide the bodies.
108. I don’t have time to go on a date...with YOU!
109. I have to wash my hair.
110. I have to clean my toilet
111. I need to spend quality time with my weed wacker
112. I need to clean the air in my room
113. My hamster is having a heart transplant and I need to stay …